We LOVE Rodizio Grill

We ate and ate and ate and ate.  Then we ate some more.  

Hippo ate and ate and ate and ate.  Then he ate some more.  

I've Decided To Go Clinical

8

was the number worn by baseball greats Yogi Berra and Cal Ripken Jr.

percent of US children qualify for an ADHD diagnosis

was my first softball number

is the age of accountability

is the atomic number for O (Oxygen)

sides makes an Octagon

legs (tentacles) make an Octopus...or a spider

vegetables make V8 juice

is how old Damn is

maids-a-milking

ball will either win you a game of pool, or will result in your loss

fluid ounces make a cup

years ago L and I met

often means "eternity" with no start or end

is a lucky number in China

years ago I graduated with a BS from Brigham Young University

percent of drivers are on their cell phone while driving

keys make an octave

days a week is a Beetles song

is the center field position, in baseball

th astrological sign is scorpio, my astrological sign

miles is how much I ran the other day

furlongs make a mile

X 8 = 64 furlongs is how much I ran the other day

                                                      And I could have run more...

Here's What You've (I mean I've) Been Waiting For

Of Snow Horses

Just about a year ago, when Hippo was a newborn, my sister and her two boys came to visit.  I don't remember much about their stay other than Hippo was crying incessantly.

But...

I will never forget Buddy, my sister's oldest, and his fascination (or obsession) with the Snow Horse.

***

Utah Pioneer legend says:

Once you can see the Snow Horse on the Farmington Canyon Peak of the Wasatch Mountains, you can go ahead and plant your gardens, specifically tomatoes, because the risk of frost is past.

***

L's family has been Utah's largest tomato farm for decades, and so they take the Pioneer advice very seriously.  Buddy, an avid animal lover, learned of the Snow Horse from L's dad, Mister Con, while they were here last year.

Mister Con thought he was being nice and friendly to a sweet interested four year-old child. Little did he know he was creating an obsession.  Buddy talked of NOTHING else during their stay. And boy, can Buddy talk.  

He wanted to know:  what the Snow Horse's name is, what the Snow Horse eats, where the Snow Horse lives, where the Snow Horse sleeps, if the Snow Horse has friends, how old the Snow Horse is, what color the Snow Horse is, how big the Snow Horse is, if the Snow Horse can talk, how the Snow Horse got on the mountain, if the Snow Horse likes living on the mountain, if the Snow Horse ever goes off of the mountain, if he can go see the Snow Horse, if the Snow Horse is mean or nice, if the Snow Horse is wild, if he can have the Snow Horse, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.

See what I mean?

Hence, why I remember it even though I was seriously post-partum with a screaming baby. 

It's  now planting time on the farm, always an exciting time.  And sure enough, the Snow Horse is visible.  Mister Con said to me last week, "Does Buddy still like the Snow Horse?" to which I replied, "We don't talk about the Snow Horse...don't ever mention the Snow Horse under ANY circumstance when Buddy is around."

To Answer Your Question Grandpa...

No.

Sorry for the inconvenient angle.

If your name is Buddy, you may want to leave the room before your mom watches this video. (Hippo's cousin Buddy hates this song.  I think it's the only thing they disagree on).

Notice the several shoulder rolls.

Hip, What's Your Favorite Song?

Can you see/hear him singing along?  He says, "Boom, boom, boom."  

The Trainer In...Me

You know I've been working out like crazy.  

I've always enjoyed working out, really, but there are times I am less motivated to burn calories than I am motivated to consume them.  Further, I am not an athlete--as I've mentioned before. Working out is also complicated by my life-long battle with Asthma (which has sent me to the ER on more than one occasion).  

When I was a kid my sister and I would throw a workout record, of my mom's, onto the old turn table and dress up in our leotards to perform the exercises in the living room.  My favorite track on the record was Olivia Newton John's, "Physical."  I would actually get sweaty during these workouts.

I began playing sports in the fourth grade and so naturally I was pretty fit throughout the years. I remember being complimented on my physique often in early high school.  

Like thousands of other teens, I began to be severely depressed mid-sophomore year of high school and ended up quitting all athletics at that time (one of the diagnostic criteria for Major Depressive Disorder, according to the DSM-IV Revised, Ed. is a loss of interest in things that used to be enjoyable).  Consequently, my weight began to yo-yo.  At one point, without trying, I lost 15 lbs only to gain it back plus 15 more within just a few months.  Weight change is a very common effect of Major Depressive Disorder.  

Eventually, I headed off to college and there I found myself living a food lover's dream come true--all you can eat cafeteria breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Unfortunately, my sister got married a few days after I finished my freshman year which cemented in time (wedding pictures) me at my fattest, somewhere in the 150 lb range.  Fortunately, getting out of the eating 24/7 culture was helpful and that summer I shed at least 20 lbs without trying.  

Depression hit again sophomore year of college and with it my weight blossomed again.  By my senior year, however, my mood had improved and I began jogging nearly everyday and began playing racquetball several times per week. Looking back at pictures of that year I was seriously hot.  This ended my "fat phase" as I like to call it to people who've only met me after the fatness.  People have a really hard time believing that I was so heavy at times in my life, because I have now been quite petite for more than eight years.  

But...then...I...got...pregnant...

I actually only gained 27 lbs over the course of my pregnancy.  Pretty good, really.  I lost the weight within about six months without putting too much effort in.  I, however, never recovered my shape.  There was extra-stuff everywhere. Love handles where there weren't any before--even in the fat phase.  

So in January 2009 I'd had enough.  I got back on the workout wagon--merely 18 months prior I was training for a marathon for crying out loud!

I began to really enjoy myself.  And the results were promising.  As you remember, I put the workouts into over-drive when I was invited to Hawaii which gave me such good results I could easily say I was looking pretty darn fine.

A few days before I was to travel to Oregon I was doing my leg workout when a regular (people who are there often while I am there) gestured to me.  I was REALLY annoyed.  First, of course if anyone male talks to me at the gym I am going to assume they are hitting on me (right?). Second, I go the gym to workout, not to fraternize (like many others do).  Third, I'd seen this guy several times and he had never talked to me before.  Fourth, he was working out with who I had always assumed was his girlfriend/wife.  Fifth, I had my I.POD in and like I could hear what he was saying.

I pull my ear bud out and ask him rudely to repeat.  He said, "Are you a trainer?"

Me:  WHAT!?

Him: Yeah, I'm just wondering if you are a trainer?

*It should be noted this guy is totally ripped--super in shape*

Me:  HAHAHAHAHA!  Uh, no...why?

Him: I've seen you working out a lot and just wondered.  

His girlfriend/wife:  Yeah.

Me:  No.  HAHAHAHA.  Thanks, though...seriously, SERIOUSLY, thanks!

I was giddy all day (I'm still giddy, thinking back on it), bragging to anyone who would listen.  

I've never been more flattered in my ENTIRE life.  I don't think I could possibly be more flattered if someone gave me a mother of the year award or a therapist of the year award.  

Are my priorities messed up?

I guess I should have said yes and told him I charge $100 per session.  Maybe I'll be a more successful pretend trainer than I am a mother or therapist (clearly it's been a tough week in those arenas).  

Oregon, Washington, and Idaho

The month of May has been a month of vacation.  

On April 30 we traveled to Oregon to visit my parents and siblings, and of course Hippo's cousins Buddy and Sambo.  We stayed at my sister's brand new, and absolutely gorgeous and perfect, house.  

Friday May 1st the family traveled, caravan style, to Seattle where we attended a Seattle Mariner's baseball game.  All professional sports teams have theme nights and this game's theme was, "We Are Family," honoring families touched by adoption.  It was a special experience to support Buddy and Sambo and my sister and brother-in-law.  

Hippo was ready, but no fly balls came our way

It was also very cool to bring Hippo to a place, Safeco Field, which is home to many of my favorite childhood memories.  

*Sniff* *Sniff*  Unfortunately Ken Griffey Jr. had the night off .  *Sniff*  *Sniff*

We spent the weekend in Seattle, enjoying Pike's Street Market, ferry rides, and fried fish.

Ferry Ride in Puget Sound--Hippo really liked it

Back in Oregon a few days later Hippo and I were able to visit my elderly and ailing grandma Hazel.  As difficult it is to see her health declining it was touching to see her eyes brighten when the kids came into the room.

While in Oregon we also visited a Wildlife Refuse near my sister's house where we saw a Bald Eagle! amongst other beautiful birds (pointed out, very expertly, by Hippo's five year-old cousin Buddy); ate at my favorite restaurant in the entire world (if you can call it that, it is a sandwich bar at the local butcher in the town I grew up); explored my mom's extraordinary garden (Hippo eating dirt and stones); worked out at my sister's five star athletic club (where I was politely offered a drink of water by an immaculately dressed man pushing a cart full of H2O); had a family dinner where my brother treated us to his culinary expertise (which included pizza and cheesecake...could it get any better than that?); and spent some precious time with my life long friend (and luckily cousin), Brandy.

Hippo very much enjoyed his cousins.  Can't you tell?

***

Though we forgot our camera, last weekend we spent at L's family property in Mink Creek, ID. I used to think Idaho was a ridiculous piece of US property, only good for the 75 MPH freeway speed limits.  Despite the horrid name, Mink Creek has changed my mind completely and has become one of my favorite places in the world.  The quiet nature of this little foothill town (where cell service is impossible for at least 15 miles) is incredible.  The river boasts world class fly fishing and in the summer it is an unbeatable float.  There are canyons to explore on foot or ATVs.  There's an ice cave where in the dead of summer it's still icy, even when it's 100+ degrees Fahrenheit outside.  The wildlife is close by--we've seen owls, eagles and hawks (once saw one nab a fish out of a pond 100 yards in front of us), moose, deer, etc.  

Going to Idaho also means playing the Idaho State Lotto!  

The trip went well, despite it starting off with a family feud and me battling a sinus infection.  L and his brother began remodeling the bathroom in the old homestead only to discover five layers of flooring!  What a chore!  Hippo had fun but got pretty tired of hanging with the girls. When he would get restless his Uncle Bear would carry him around (Uncle Bear is a 300+ lb football lineman) and say, "We're doing man stuff" which absolutely delighted Hippo.  

We've got some special plans this week too.  Tuesday night is the Taylor Swift concert that we are attending with all of L's sisters.  Then Wednesday is L's 30th birthday.   L's birthday always marks the advent of my favorite time of the year.  As I enjoy the outdoors and heat my blogging may get more sporadic than usual.

HIPPO CAN WALK

Just so you know.

Video to come later--when he will cooperate.  In other words, don't hold your breath.

I Thought

being a mother would burn more calories.

Zero Temper Tantrums Today

So why am I so flipping exhausted?

Therapeutic Thursday

A few weeks ago an old friend approached me for some advice on her middle child's behavior problems.  Summing up, the little boy is extremely bossy with peers, to the point of slight aggression on occasion, and insecure at home constantly attention seeking and looking for approval.

I asked her what interventions she has already tried to improve her child's behavior.  She answered that she and her husband have developed an incentive program where he earns stickers throughout the day for positive behavior.  Once he earns a certain amount of stickers he receives a "date" with one of his parents.  

I asked to what degree it has worked; she said there are slight improvements in his daily behavior in that he is completely excited when he earns a sticker. Overall, however, she feels he is still quite insecure and often makes self-degrading comments.

I suggested instead of having their child earn one-on-one parent time they plan it into their week; and come up with other rewards for the stickers.

And what she said made me want to hug her (and I don't hug).  

She said, "I see what you mean.  [My child] deserves my time. He shouldn't have to earn it, he's entitled to it.  And I want to give it to him."

***

Lesson one in therapist school:  Rapport (the therapeutic relationship) is the most important factor in client improvement.

The first thing to do in the first therapy session:  Build Rapport

The most important thing to do throughout the course of therapy (besides safety planning): Maintain Rapport

***

The same concept applies to parenting.  Building rapport with your children is the foundation of parenting.  

How well do you know your child?  Your teenager? Your adult child?

The best way to get to know your child is to spend time with them.  A BYU professor, and long time family therapist would often say, "Quality time is a function of quantity of time."

Here are some free ways you can spend one-on-one time with your child:

-Do the dishes together while the rest of the family is watching TV

-Paint your child's nails

-Help you child with homework

-Show your child their baby pictures and tell your sweetest memories of them

-Listen to your child's favorite song and have them explain why they like it

-Talk in the car

-Go for a walk around the neighborhood

-Go on a hike

-Read a book together

-Play a card game

-Learn about something new together

-Have your child teach you something

-Make cookies together, and then eat them

Anytime I have a parent complain of opposition, defiance, arguing, contempt, non-compliance, instigation, or rebellion from their child I first suggest a weekly one-on-one date which they put on the calendar and allow NOTHING to get in the way.  Very few actually do it.  I've even had parents say, "I can't do that, I don't even like them." (they are referring to their child). I've also had more traditional excuses:  "I don't have the time", "They won't do it", and "That's just going to teach them their bad attitude is okay."

Building a strong relationship with your children, individually, is great prevention for 1) anger management problems 2) sibling relational problems 3) poor grades 4) teenage/adult apathy 5) drug and alcohol abuse 6) sexual promiscuity 7) poor accomplishment.

If you choose to begin spending one-on-one time with your children I suggest the following guidelines:

1.  Not less than once per month

2.  Both parents have involvement (this month Mom does the one-on-one time, next month Dad does)

3.  Cost is minimal--$5.00 per person or less

4.  No movies

5.  No phone calls, no door answering, no checking email/text

6.  No one else is invited--no siblings, no friends, no other family members

7.  At least one hour

8.  The child helps plan the activity

9.  The activity is planned at least a week in advance so the child  (and hopefully parent) can look forward to it.

10.  The conversation focuses on the child

One parent who actually took my suggestion to have one-on-one time with their child provided a special emotional experience for my client.  In session the 10 year-old said to me, when I asked about it, "My mom told me she'd been looking forward to it all week...she said spending time with me is her favorite part of her day."

Maui

I first visited Maui, Hawaii in May 2005 with L after graduating from graduate school.  Because of "a guy he knows" we were able to stay in a five star resort for a mere $50 a night.  It was the nicest hotel I will likely ever stay in--the sheets were for purchase for just $1200!  Anyway, that trip I experienced the magic of Maui. We were able to secure a helicopter ride, for free (another "hook up"), around the island.  Though quite inebriated, our pilot pointed out how the topical view of Maui showed the several different climates there including snow, desert, rain forest, and of course shoreline/oceanic.  This current trip allowed me to experience most of Maui's climates closer up than my first trip allowed (due to a then tight budget).  That first trip, however, is when I fell in love with this beautiful place.  I had visited Oahu on a previous trip and despite some impressive tourist attractions I couldn't really understand why people were always exclaiming that Hawaii was paradise; that just wasn't my experience with all of the man-made beaches and the thousands of tourists and the very high-end shopping (i.e. Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Dolce and Gabbana, etc.) and the prostitution (we didn't have our digital camera back then but we do have a photo of them).

Desert:

Ocean:

I was invited to go to Maui this year with my mother and sister-in-law for my sister-in-law's senior trip.  I was super stoked.  The only problem:  the cellulite on my legs, my pasty white skin whose nemesis is Hawaiian sun (my worst sun burns to date), and my yellowed-thick runner's calluses and nails.  

So I kicked my workouts into high gear.  I took only a few days over the course of four weeks, which I think paid off pretty well...you be the judge.  I think it's pretty brave of me to post this picture in that my suit is not modest.  I tell you, in the four weeks I had to find a suit I could not find a modest one piece.  The online modest retailers either did not have their collections posted and available for purchase OR I could not get them in time for my trip--I called to check. I refuse to post pictures where I am posing with my sister-in-law because she makes me look like I belong in the Maui Ocean Aquarium's whale exhibit.  

Here is a shark at the aquarium.  I liked the hammer head sharks best but didn't get a great picture of one.  BTW, they don't have a whale exhibit.

I also went tanning, a luxury I gave up years ago, and loved every minute of it.  And I got my toenails done with acrylic for $15 at a local beauty school.  

When we arrived in Maui I was immediately hit on by the rent-a-car associate which began a pattern.  I've never been hit on, over the course of a week, as much as I was on this trip.  Mind you, unless I was on the beach/in the water I always wore my wedding ring.  You may think this was flattering to my ego--okay it was a little bit--but mostly it was sort of gross and depressing. Gross because it's never fun to be hit on 1) by ugly people 2) by old men 3) by drunks 4) by the homeless or 5) when referenced as "party girl".  Depressing because I realized, when I was hit on by the younger hunks, that I have now arrived in an age classification that would make me a cougar if I took them up on their offers.  That means I would be robbing the cradle...by several years.  The most awkward situation was when we were being invited to a bonfire and the boys (yes, that's how young they were) were wondering how old we were.  I wondered how to answer their question about when I graduated:  Do you mean when I graduated graduate school, college, or high school?  So I said simply, "Oh, a VERY long time ago."  Thankfully, for me, my sister-in-law wasn't enthusiastic about attending the singles event because I just couldn't figure out how I could artfully inform the 20 and 21 year-olds that I have been graduated high school for 12 years, graduated from college for 8 years, graduated from graduate school for 4 years, have been married for 7 years, and have been a mother for 1 year.  

Phew, that would've been awkward.

We stayed in a condo in Kihei.  I loved staying in this town (Southwestern part of Maui) because it was central to pretty much everything we wanted to do and it was quiet and had a lovely beach. Plus, just up the road two miles was our favorite shaved ice booth.  Shaved ice in Maui is a must, but Local Boys does something special. They add what they call "Kauai cream" to the top which is so delicious you ask for more--which they give generously--and impulsively demand they give you the recipe which they deny generously.  It is a huge secret unfortunately and so you will have to fly to Maui and drive to Kihei to try it.

 

Our condo had a balcony with a view of the ocean, but also a view of beautiful tropical tress and bushes including Plumeria and Hibiscus.  My mother in-law's best friend, Terry, greeted us with leis and taught us how to make Plumeria arrangements for our hair (the one's the hula dancers where in luaus).

Terry

Terry actually moved from my neighborhood to Maui four years ago when her husband was offered an unbeatable job and perks.  She has lived there miserably ever since.  Having us come to visit was respite for her and she made it hell for us, to say the least.  She is a bit of a control freak and had our vacation planned for us.  Since my very nature becomes rebellious and defiant in the face of control freaks there was inevitable conflict.  In the last few years I have made a concentrated effort to be less manipulative and to be more honest in the way I interact with others.  Unfortunately, in the past four years she has honed her manipulative powers which sent me into a tailspin to which I barely recovered.

For example, there is this awful road in which no tourist will ever need to take in order to do 99% of the things available to them while on vacation in Maui.  It is a road that runs, on the north side of the island, east/west.  This particular road runs along the coast cliffs.  There is NO GUARD RAIL and is ONE SINGLE LANE UNPAVED.  Many native Maui residents live quietly away from tourists here on taro and other types of farms.  Furthermore, the rent-a-car companies FORBID you from taking their cars on it (something I learned on the first trip). On the day we decided we wanted to visit Lahaina we invited Terry along to enjoy her company. We didn't turn on the GPS since she could get us anywhere we wanted to go...

You can imagine our HORROR when she guided us onto this road.  The normal drive from Kihei to Lahaina is approximately 30 minutes.  This road took us 3 hours.  We hadn't eaten because we wanted to eat in Lahaina.  When I told her, two hours into the trip, "Terry, I can feel myself going anorexic," she laughed in a Cruella de Vil cackle and told me I was a cry baby and that the nearest food wasn't for another 45 minutes. Eventually she pointed out a world famous blow hole which I blew right by because of my starvation.  My mother and sister-in-law were relived to not see the blow hole as they too were experiencing dramatic hunger pains. This would be a good time to mention that the road is extraordinarily curvy and all of us began to be car sick.  When someone complained about it Terry said meanly, "If you can't handle this than you will never make it to Hana." where we were planning to travel in the next couple of days. This sent my anxiety about going to Hana through the roof as I would be the driver and I didn't think I would be able to handle another road like this one.  

Side Note:  The Road To Hana is legendary hell.  There are t-shirts that say, "I survived the Road to Hana" and others that say, "52 miles, 56 bridges (one-lane), and 617 curves".  I was already nervous, to say the least, about the trip to Hana without Terry's earful of crap.

On this road, however, when you find yourself face to face with another vehicle each car pulls as far over to the side, the one on the mountain side finding a very very very very small carve out to steer into and you inch slowly by each other.  We did this successfully several times until I came upon two vehicles in a row and they had both passed carve outs and there was no way we would both make it out alive trying to inch by each other.  One of us had to back up.  Terry began shouting at me to "BACK UP" in a voice that sounded like a poorly tuned french horn played by a beginner.  I began sweating and shaking.  "NO WAY!" I yelled back and I stood my ground until both vehicles backed up into carve outs.  If I was to be the one to back up I would have to literally back up the mountain on the cliff side whereas the other vehicles could back up down a very slight decline mountain side.  After we got passed each other Terry criticized me thoroughly until our arrival in Lahaina. 

Another example:  Before we left for Maui I looked online for things to do.  The Internet described whale watching season in full swing.  Further, the prices on whale watching boating excursions were incredibly reasonable (much cheaper than Oregon coast whale watching).  So I had told my mother and sister-in-law about it as a fun option.  When someone mentioned it to Terry she told us that the season was over and that it would be a waste of our time and money. Of course we believed the person who has lived in Maui for several years and decided not to go only to run into another neighbor one day while shopping for souvenirs who had just come off of a whale watching tour in which saw 9 humpback whales.  WHAT IN THE...Terry didn't want to go and so LIED to us!

So we ditched her.  We did see her the last day of our trip to say goodbye and to meet some of the girls she works with through a youth group.  The girls taught us a few hula moves and how to Tahitian dance, which is the dramatic hip movements you see at luaus.  The girls told me I was surprisingly good at it.  We saw this sunset that last day.

Hana

We decided to brave Hana despite our previous experience and yes the road was curvy and sickening but it was a fully paved two-lane highway WITH guardrails.  Hana is on the east side of the island and is very precious to Hawaiians as being true to Hawaiian culture unstained by western civilization.  It's modern but in a quiet way.

We hiked to this waterfall in Haleakala National Park which took us through a rain forest (and it rained the whole time on us), through a bamboo forest which made me think of many philosophical things and I will likely use these photos in therapy, and over creek beds which my sister-in-law and I got a big laugh about when my mother in-law fell in, twice.  Before we embarked on our journey to the falls the ranger looked at my white pants with disdain and wished me luck.  After the hike the ranger was quite impressed I only had a few mud marks on me.  

Here I am standing only about five feet in front of the falls.  A guy stood under them while we were up there and I thought he was CRAZY but he said he was already soaked through (which was true for all of us who made it up) so why not?

And here is a picture of me and one of the several smaller falls along the way up to the above one.

Also in Haleakala National Park is the Seven Sacred Pools.  The guidebook informed us that a guy made up the name to attract tourists and there are actually not even seven!  Even though they are not sacred they are amazing.  Unfortunately they were closed for swimming due to the high volume of run off and risk of being swept out to see.  Being from Oregon I've seen my fair share of waterfalls but these series of falls and pools are exquisite because there is very little vegetation due to the falls coming off of jet black lava rock.  I hope you can see that in the photos.  

Near Hana is the black sand beach which we found to be dazzling.  It is said to bring bad luck if you remove sand from this beach and though I had some stashed away I quickly threw it back before we left.  There was a bit of an eerie feeling there and to tell the truth I didn't want to take any chances--we still had to drive that curvy road home (and have a few encounters with Terry).  There were also lava tubes at this beach which we braved.

Hana was well worth the effort and the drive but we did miss the beautiful and sunny beaches of the southwest.  We spend a lot of our vacation on the beaches near Kihei.  I've never been so nicely tan before.  My feet did get so burned, however, that I wasn't able to enjoy the hot tub in the evening.  I did enjoy sitting next to it and chatting with other visitors.  My favorite lady was Lori from Victoria Island.  I teased her that she must LOVE islands which made her laugh.  She has owned her condo for more than 30 years and spends nearly a third of each year there. 

Banyan Trees

I saw this tree in Lahaina during my first trip to Maui.  I thought it was so incredible I had to show the girls.  The other (third one) is one we walked by in the rainforest and thought it would make for a fun photo op.  Check out the link because I can't think of a way to better describe them.

Another thing I loved about Maui is I never felt as if I should dress up, wear make-up, or do my hair.  Messy beach-worn hair is actually trendy.  My hair and skin haven't felt that good in years (unfortunately the moisture made me look a little too young, however, and may have played a role in the getting hit on).  

Coming home was difficult even though I cried the last day when I saw a baby with the same sandals I bought Hippo for his birthday.  

Maui is paradise.  The lifestyle, the scenery, the weather, the tropical flowers, the humidity, and the food are something I could live everyday with and be totally happy with.  So until next time, I will miss you.

One last funny story:  our Hawaiian shuttle driver, back to the airport, told me his wife is an RN and so I told him L is an RN.  He replied, "Yeah, when I go to visit her I see lots of men doing women's work!"  A good laugh for departure.

Yeah! Mommy's Home!

More to come on my trip soon.

One Year Older and Wiser Too

Now that I'm one year-old my mommy and daddy are happy they don't have to buy me formula anymore. I don't miss it too much because I like the whole milk they give me now. The first day on whole milk I had heinous gas, however, which stunk my mommy and daddy (and my grandma and grandpa who were visiting me from Oregon) out of the house.

Yesterday I had my first real "play date" but since that is one of the baby phrases my mommy hates I'm supposed to say "hang out" from now on. I loved it and was really sad when my friend had to go home. We played with my toys and went out for dinner. He didn't like it so much that I was making a mess on the floor of the restaurant and kept tattling to his Auntie (my mommy's friend) on me. I thought he was lame for tattling on me but my mommy said to forgive him because it's important to get along. I took him to see my Grandpa Con's cows after that and we had goldfish crackers for a snack. Then I took him for a walk, except I got frustrated because he can walk a whole lot faster than I can crawl.

Now that I'm eating regular food I miss my baby food a lot so my mommy gives it to me for a treat or when I am sad or hurt. This morning I had a bloody mouth when she came to get me from my crib because I fell against the rails; but I'm not telling my mommy for sure what really happened since she took so long to come and comfort me. She was really upset about it, and so was I. After I stopped crying I told her that she needs to calm down if she is going to help me survive the next 17 or so years of my life and that sometimes baby's get hurt when they are learning new things. So she gave me baby food all day to give my sore mouth a break.

This month I have learned many new things including saying "moo" for cows, "pop-pop" for grandpa (my Grandpa Randy taught me this one), "button", "uh-oh", and "bye-bye". I have approximately a 12 word vocabulary in all. I've also learned how to get into all sorts of things like cupboards and drawers. Where I really want into is the oven and the toilet and my mommy keeps saying, "No! No!" Unfortunately for my mommy I think "No!" means to do it more and so I do, while laughing hysterically. I've also learned to climb stairs, stand up for a long time, walk around furniture, get into the heater vents, and pound on assorted appliances, furniture, and windows.

The pediatrician said I get an A+ in development and he thinks it is funny that I chatter so much. My mommy and daddy didn't tell the doctor that I just barely started crawling, however. I told them that was a lie by omission and my mommy and daddy pretended they didn't hear me. I weighed in at the 80th percentile mark, my height is in the 5oth percentile. I am still chubby, which makes my mommy's biceps burn.

I still love my kitty a lot but my mommy tells me to leave her alone and she tells the kitty to leave me alone. Neither of us obey and so we both end up getting hurt sometimes. My mommy says the kitty is teasing me and one time she even bit me. I "meow" at her and wave at her and go crawling after her until my mommy has had enough and physically separates us. I tell my mommy she better get used to dealing with us because if I get my wish I will get a brother or sister someday and the trouble I get into with the kitty is just giving her practice for dealing with two kids.*

*My mommy commanded me to say that the above paragraph is in no way an announcement of any sort.

I love my new toys I got for my birthday. I got a Little People Barn from my Grandma Debi and Grandpa Randy. I got an outside swing from my Grandma Jeri and Grandpa Con. I got a 4-wheeling backhoe I can sit on from my Grandpa Ray. I got a clothes and bath toys from my Grandma Beth. I got Eric Carle's "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" 40 year special edition (which is a pop-up book, my favorite) from my Great Grandma Beverly. I got many toys and clothes from my mommy and daddy, including an outside water and sand station. My mommy says I might have to wait until next year to play with it but she doesn't know how big of fit I can actually throw.

My favorite thing from my mommy was the Hippo cake she made. I know I keep saying it but she is a genius...In reality the internet makes her look smarter and more talented than she really is.

The coolest part of turning one was how so many people came to celebrate with me. My Harris family members traveled from Tooele (Utah, approx. 80 miles away), my Grandma Debi and Grandpa Randy traveled all the way from Oregon, and my Wilcox family walked from next door. My mommy's friends brought their nephews which made me really happy too.

While my Grandma Debi and my Grandpa Randy were here I tried to make them feel welcome by taking them out to breakfast which turned out to be free because it took longer than the promised ten minutes. My mommy demanded that my daddy offer to pay but the waiter insisted that it was on the house. Then I took them to the Beehive House at Temple Square. I think they liked it but I DID NOT. It was too prim and proper for my taste and plus, when I was hanging with Brother Brigham last year (just before I was born) he said that Heaven is much nicer and you don't have to worry about NO TOUCHING PLEASE. Then I took my Grandma Debi and Grandpa Randy to get their pictures taken with me. I was such a good boy the photographers were sad to see me go. I took them to Antelope Island (Syracuse, UT) on Sunday but unfortunately it was windy, rainy, and cold. I did get to ring some bells and ride in some saddles at the ranch there, however. We also saw buffalo and antelope. I was sad when they left because my mommy is much nicer when company is around. She told me to erase that last sentence and so I pretended to and then typed it again when she stopped looking.

I still love going outside, taking a bath, going shopping and running errands, riding in the jogging stroller when the weather is nice, playing with any kids I can find, helping my mommy do laundry, going to the gym, and reading books. My favorite food is goldfish crackers--which my mommy insists on buying in whole grain--and oranges (if we're not considering baby food). My favorite time of day is nighttime, my mommy calls me a night owl like my daddy. I still love my spit rag and I still hate church.

I no longer go to the babysitter's because my mommy is convinced her three year-old son was being too rough with me. I told her to chill but she didn't and now my mommy and daddy just work out their schedules so one of them is always home with me. My mommy is sad to see my daddy less but I think my daddy enjoys the break from my mommy.

My mommy is worried I'm going to get an attachment disorder when she leaves for Maui, Hawaii for a whole week this Thursday. My daddy is going to take care of me all week which my mommy says will take her a whole month to break me from all of the bad habits I will acquire. My daddy just rolls his eyes (see what I mean by enjoying the break from her?). My daddy said he will teach my mommy how to use her web cam to talk to me everyday which made her feel a little bit better. My mommy has been working very hard to get her body beach ready and let's just say she has failed miserably but thank goodness for stylish board shorts and surf/swim shirts.

My current favorite songs are: Kelly Clarkson's "My Life Would Suck Without You," TI & JT's "Dead and Gone," Taylor Swift's "White Horse," and Dierks Bentley's "What Was I Thinkin?"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIPPO!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE MADE EVERY DAY THE HAPPIEST OF OUR LIVES.

As...

...I climb the stairs to lay you in your crib for the night I wonder how old you will be when you stop looking at me like that, like I am the most important thing in your world.

...you climb over me when I am folding laundry I wonder when you will stop wanting to touch me, or me to touch you.

...we fight over mealtime I think how much I cannot wait until you have a favorite food and I will make it for you.

...I read to you each night and listen to your contented sights I cannot help but read to you one more story and then another and then another.

...you are extraordinarily rowdy each week at church I wonder if, when you are old enough, you will always want to go to church.

...we shop together I smile when I think about how you have become my favorite shopping partner.

...I watch you explore every inch of the house, aiming for things you know I do not want you to touch, I wonder how many other things you will do that I do not want you to do in the next fifty or so years.  

...you make friends everywhere we go I notice how much you are like your daddy.

...we drive various places I am thankful you enjoy a car ride listening to anything I choose including Eragon (which we started just before you were born and finished in the hospital), rock, hip hop, or alternative.

...I hold you on the few occasions you snuggle I wish those moments will last forever.

...you tell me off in baby gibberish I wonder where in the he-- you learned that.

...we share our inside jokes (like peek-a-boo cheating, Where The Wild Things Are, and laughing hysterically over "fat face") I hope we will always be able to share a laugh.

...I see you chasing the kitty I hope she outruns you and you don't get hurt; how many times will I hope the same thing in the future?

...you refuse to feed yourself your bottle I am honored you choose to spend ten minutes four times a day being close to your mommy.  And how that is more important to you than your independence makes me realize I have embarked upon the most meaningful work of my life.

...we share a love for being outside I am curious what other things we might have in common in the future.

...I reflect upon the past year of your, and my, life I marvel.

Big Announcement

Drum Roll please.............................................................................





The Ogden Half Marathon is full!

And I haven't yet signed up!

WOO-HOO!

I knew if I was ambivalent long enough (about participating) I may get lucky. Even better than not feeling the pressure to find time to train adequately each week is to know that since I can't participate I can work out (or not work out) at my leisure.

(Is that an oxymoron?)

That didn't stop me from feeling overwhelmingly discouraged by this morning's series of events, however. It's like the Karmic Universe is now conspiring against me since I have proven to be spineless in the face of a physical challenge (a reference to the fact that I did not participate in the Ogden 2007 full marathon).

Bonus Points: If you caught me taking full responsibility

I ate well yesterday and went to bed early last night in preparation for a six-miler this morning. Since the weather is good and due to the fact L worked a graveyard I'd be running outside pushing Hippo. I strategically ate this morning in addition to getting Hippo up and fed allowing myself just enough time to run the course and get home before he got too hungry to manage himself.

Doesn't it sound like I was dedicated?

I knew the jogging stroller had one bum tire and L, before getting into bed told me he has this goo stuff I can use to seal up the tire and so I won't have to constantly stop and pump it up, like I had to last Saturday on the four-miler.

I got myself dressed in my outside cold weather running get-up, got Hippo in his warm outfit, loaded him into the stroller, grabbed my IPOD off the charger, put on my Spy glasses, and off we...

did not go.

I couldn't figure out the goo instructions. I'm no genius, and the goo is meant to be used by Mensa Society members only, apparently.

I decided, in my dedication, I would just stop periodically and pump. No biggie, really. Plus, it would give me a chance to take breaks that otherwise I can't justify. And off we finally went.

About a mile and a half later not just the one tire, but two tires needed to be pumped. I began the process but I could hear that the air wasn't being delivered to the tire and was escaping into the greater ozone. A bad seal on the air spout? I pulled off the pump connector and much to my dismay, the hose disconnected from the connector (which remained on the air spout). IT BROKE! THE PUMP BROKE! And there I was, with Hippo, only 1/6th of the way through the course, but pretty far from home still, with two (of three) flat jogging stroller tires and a broken tire pump.

At first I laughed a little, thinking about how much trouble I had already gone through to get to this point.

***A moment to add an important tidbit to why I was so motivated even though I will not be running a half marathon in May afterall. At book club Tuesday night, my marathon training partner informed me that she ran a six-miler last Saturday (while I was considering calling 9-1-1 on my four-miler). The kicker: she had a baby six weeks ago. This was discouraging/motivating since I had a baby six months, times two, ago. When she saw that I was discouraged she said, "It wasn't a fast six." to make me feel better. She's sweet like that, but it didn't make me feel ANY better.***

As circumstances would have it, it was a good thing I was standing across the street from a retail giant!

On the other hand, I had no money or credit cards.

I stood there seriously considering employing the bumming-money-off-of-poor-suckers-skills I have learned from addicts:
"I've run out of gas and I have to get to Salt Lake City for my brother's funeral/graduation/birthday by noon."

Or

"I'm from Wyoming and my car broke down and can't be fixed until Monday, please spare some money for a hotel."

Or

"My wallet/purse was just stolen and I can't pay for the groceries for my poor little children."

Or

"Just a few dollars for my starving dog?"

Realizing I have a conscience, I went with plan B. Slowly pushing (i.e. walking) Hippo and the stroller home and with each step, to the lopsided sound of thump-thump, I got more and more frustrated.

I had really, really tried.

By the time I rounded the corner, for the final stretch, I had two ideas to spare my workout: I could jump in the car and finish the last three miles on the treadmill at the gym OR I could call on my in-laws to watch Hippo while I ran the final three miles in the neighborhood. Darting inside I grabbed the flier with the gym's daycare hours listed: Saturdays--8:45 am to 11:30 am. Drat, it was 11:02 am--and let's just say I run a longer mile than a ten minute one.

So I grabbed Hippo out of the stroller and ran over to the in-laws (that's right, they live next door...you can save the "Everybody Loves Raymond" jokes) and knocked. No answer. I did the unforgivable. I walked right in.

Don't worry, no one was naked this time (If you really want that story I'll blog about it some other time).

No one was home. There are four willing babysitters over there and not one was home. NOT ONE.

By that time my heart rate was back to normal and I threw in the towel.

Maybe I should've committed to the half.

Anecdotal Therapeutic Thursday: "Cluck You"

Without saying too much about my specialty (because it's a little awkward and I HATE answering questions about it) it usually involves treating adolescents.

So it's unusual that I see anyone under the age of ten.  Even more unusual, anyone under the age of seven.  Due to my compassionate heart, however, when a colleague hit me up to take a five year-old with some extreme circumstances I agreed.  

And I think he has the answer to all interpersonal problems, maybe even world peace.

Our most recent session he, with his mild speech delay, was explaining to me why he hit his older brother in the mouth earlier in the day:

Me:  I don't get it, I thought you were done with that sort of thing?

Him:  It cwas [older brother] stwole the pwaddo befo my game was done.

Me:  He stole your paddle?

Him:  Yeah, befo my game was done.

Me:  After your game?

Him:  Yeah.

Me:  It still doesn't make sense to me though.  Hitting someone in the mouth is a really mean thing to do.  Last time you were here you said it was wrong to hit.  

Him:  I fwogot.

Me:  Let's talk about things you can do instead of hitting to let someone know you are mad.

Him:  After thinking a bit.  I cwould tell my mom.

Me:  That's a great idea!  But what if she's not around?  What else could you do?

Him:  After some more thinking.  I gwess I cwould tell them cluck you.

Me:  What?

Him:  I cwould tell them cluck you.

Me:  What does that mean?

Him:  I can't say it.

Me:  Why?

Him: Whispering.  It's some-ting baaaad.

Me: Like a swear word?

Him: Yeah.

Me:  Oh.  I'm not sure that saying cluck you is a nice thing to do either.

Him:  My mom doesn't get mad.

Me:   And that's when I changed the subject. 

I've thought a lot about the expression, "Cluck you" since our session and I figure he is on to something.  When your boss writes you up, "Cluck you."  When a customer is rude to you, "Cluck you."  When you are overcharged, "Cluck you."  When you're asked to do something you'd rather not do, "Cluck you."

Thinking a bit deeper.  We all know the one-fingered salute which silently communicates "Cluck you"s counterpart...wondering what sort of gesture might go with a "Cluck you".  Maybe bobbing your head back and forth as you put your hands on your hips and flap them like non-functional wings.  You could even cluck.  

The point is, I just don't think I would get mad if someone said to me, "Cluck you."  I might be more willing to consider my actions that warranted a "Cluck you" and just maybe might change.`  

Validation--I Couldn't Wait for Therapeutic Thursday

I have low cheesy tolerance.  For crying out loud I don't even own one Josh Groban CD.

But this is great.  It's 16 minutes long and so pull up a comfy chair, put the baby in the Johnny Jump Up, get yourself a snack (I ate a donut with yellow frosting and green sprinkles), and enjoy. If you find yourself thinking it's cheesy, and hence annoying, slap yourself because sometimes people just need to feel good, in a cheesy sort of way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao

Thanks Bran for sending it to me:)