Monday, July 5, 2010

The Combination of Bleach and Poop


When you have explosive diarrhea you need a good movie like "Nebo" (aka "Finding Nemo"), your favorite star blanket, rag, a comfy place to rest, sippy cups full of Gatorade and water, saltine crackers, a matchbox car of your choice, and a mom who is ready to spring into action for disaster containment and hazardous material cleanup. A mom who can be awake in half a second in case you call her at 3:00 am, 5:00 am, and 6:30 am screaming, "Mommy! POOP! WAAAAAAAH!" It's best that the mom is willing to heed each beck and call for "more snacks", "more Nebo", or "read books." It's also good to have a dad that is a nurse and can figure out 2 year-old dosages on Immodium.

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Here are pictures of pre-sickness July activities:

It's lucky for a 2 year-old when city workers are on the job by 6:30 am outside of your bedroom window with track hoes, steam rollers, cement and dump trucks.
It's not so lucky for a mom to have a 2 year-old up at 6:30 am.
This is the festival where I was groped (but apparently since it was on my lower side it is not legally being groped--I consulted law enforcement, but only because it was my friend and why not ask?)
The phrase, "He's all boy" applies here.

2 comments:

R said...

Poor lil guy. He's lucky to have such a reat mom.

HJ said...

hope he's feeling better.
Fav. pics on that post 1-him looking out window at cement truck and 2-last pic....classic boy!