Thursday, May 22, 2008

Lightly Used Jogging Stroller For Sale

-One year old
-Folds up compactly, I think
-Comes from a lizard-free home
-Has never ever ever been exposed to any sort of amphetamine
-Has certainly never been stolen
-Excellent condition except some minor scratches on the frame where someone did not scratch off the serial number

We may pay you to take this off of our hands.  Our clean and innocent hands. 

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